Over the years a plethora of products were pushed under the Trump name with varying levels of success: steaks, perfumes, jewelry, casinos, airlines, universities, presidencies.... Frequent critic of President Donald Trump, George Conway, suggested a new Trump brand venture on Twitter Monday, July 22.
The new Trump product? Greeting cards.
Prompted by a presidential tweet about the death of retired Supreme Court Justice Stevens, Conway posted:
"when he leaves office @realDonaldTrump should start a line of greeting cards for subliterate sociopaths—he’d corner that market"
when he leaves office @realDonaldTrump should start a line of greeting cards for subliterate sociopaths—he’d corner… https://t.co/qzCWG5MAp3— George Conway (@George Conway)1563806352.0
The hashtag #TrumpGreetingCards was born soon after. And people quickly got very creative.
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump A card for every occasion, such as: •When someone who had less money than you dies.… https://t.co/Wq87V1J5cb— Jo (@Jo)1563808462.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Not to forget: •Happy third wife! And... •I’m sorry you got a dog.— Jo (@Jo)1563809082.0
The Lying King 🤥 #TrumpGreetingCards https://t.co/8h0PLmsgy3— Cee Cee (@Cee Cee)1563819661.0
@JoJoFromJerz @gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump * Congratulations Graduate! Your future is bright, if demands to bury g… https://t.co/HlnyDRbTZm— Mark Bardell (@Mark Bardell)1563811627.0
@JoJoFromJerz @gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump * Congratulations on your baby daughter/future wife replacement * Yay… https://t.co/JN5JsGvdIj— d_twit (@d_twit)1563813383.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/orw8lzsRp2— Mr. Fun Guy (@Mr. Fun Guy)1563806941.0
There was truly something for every occasion.
Our condolences on the loss of your mother. She was a five at best! Sad! #TrumpGreetingCards— M. Cochran is writing a tragedy. (@M. Cochran is writing a tragedy.)1563808810.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump This is the greatest Birthday card, I'm telling you, THE GREATEST. No one sends birthd… https://t.co/8UCoTYS82M— U62 (@U62)1563810226.0
@U62isOntheAir @gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/A9Rk4fyqTo— Muchachat (@Muchachat)1563821658.0
So sorry for your loss. P.S. I won Michigan, I won Wisconsin and I won Pennsylvania. #TrumpGreetingCards— Vincent Carmiggelt (@Vincent Carmiggelt)1563809635.0
@BrianKJones8 I wish you a merry collusion and a happy new obstruction! #TrumpGreetingCards— Vincent Carmiggelt (@Vincent Carmiggelt)1563818427.0
#TrumpGreetingCards so unfair you were just indicted for whatever it is I directed you to do, but remember this: I barely knew you, loser.— B G Gardenia (@B G Gardenia)1563809113.0
Hope your Cinco de Mayo is all the rage... As I promise not to put your kid in a cage... Have a Trump margarita and… https://t.co/Q4d9Yvw5y3— Meredith (@Meredith)1563821047.0
@gtconway3d #TrumpGreetingCards Congrats on your nuptials! Here's $130k and a NDA https://t.co/vcZ87oY6Jb— Devin NuneZ Cocaine Cow (@Devin NuneZ Cocaine Cow)1563809959.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump #trumpgreetingcards Sympathy "Sorry your rape wasn't more enjoyable." Motivational "N… https://t.co/juHJe5arWr— Zom B. (@Zom B.)1563809108.0
Congratulations on your recent parole. Thanks for taking one for the team. Your check is in the mail. #TrumpGreetingCards— Steve Redmond (@Steve Redmond)1563811470.0
#TrumpGreetingCards So sorry for your loss. I hear you. I prefer relatives who DON'T die. https://t.co/ezCInNVqdn— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@BrooklynDad_Defiant!)1563818579.0
A few even got other Trump family members and the GOP involved.
@graphincent Happy Thanksgrifting! ❤️ Junior, Eric, Jared and Vonka— Brian K. Jones (@Brian K. Jones)1563818623.0
Greeting from the Trump Rally #TrumpGreetingCards https://t.co/Xv1whkv0hG— 🏳️🌈 Logan (@🏳️🌈 Logan)1563829101.0
Get well soon. Your new Kidneys look great. #TrumpGreetingCards— Libby “Human Scum” Snow (@Libby “Human Scum” Snow)1563819184.0
#TrumpGreetingCards Thanks for helping me Make America Great Again! https://t.co/pp5xp3hddi— rootwoman123 (@rootwoman123)1563823002.0
Many called on quotes or events from the President's own life.
Dear losers and haters, It's not your fault you were born dumb. #TrumpGreetingCards https://t.co/VyDS1MrZL6— RESIST🤡AllDay🌊OK (@RESIST🤡AllDay🌊OK)1563823829.0
#TrumpGreetingCards Congratulations on your new baby girl! Here's hoping she inherits her mother's Double D boobs!— Rosanne Manfredi (@Rosanne Manfredi)1563810826.0
Happy Anniversary. I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn' t get there. #TrumpGreetingCards— Danny (@Danny)1563819532.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump When you’re going for the color scheme of red and whites only.. “Here’s YOUR Preside… https://t.co/7SsufHJlsG— Eco System Down (@Eco System Down)1563811468.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Sorry to hear about the loss of your home and livelihood. Here's a roll of paper towel. #TrumpGreetingCards— Keith H (@Keith H)1563812236.0
Sorry for your parents being murdered. Where are they now?#TrumpGreetingCards https://t.co/66AA5V5FBk— NunyaB (@NunyaB)1563823274.0
@hankchang @gtconway3d Deepest sympathy on the loss of your dear sister. She wasn't my Type. I mean look at her! #TrumpGreetingCards— Libby “Human Scum” Snow (@Libby “Human Scum” Snow)1563818735.0
#TrumpGreetingCards Good for any occasion. https://t.co/iVJU4qrmsP— 🕊Sharon We're Better Than This (@🕊Sharon We're Better Than This)1563818141.0
While some mimicked the President's unique spelling style.
#trumpgreetingcards 💕I thought I'd brighten your day by throwing hush money your way, PLEASE don't rat me out be… https://t.co/7o3tY85eHG— cov (@cov)1563821291.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump #TrumpGreetingCards “So sorry to here your under the whether! Ebola is Nasty butt I am sure you will be fined.”— Monica Martin (@Monica Martin)1563811179.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Get Wall Soon! #TrumpGreetingCards https://t.co/H6qYCOOoG1— Koalaski's Analysis (@Koalaski's Analysis)1563809358.0
Get weller! #TrumpGreetingCards— The True Sergeiski (@The True Sergeiski)1563809161.0
#TrumpGreetingCards ROSE'S ARE RED VILETS ARE BLOO ORANGE YOU LUCKY THAT I HAD SEX WITH YOU. Happy Valentines Da… https://t.co/aunBcesf2X— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@BrooklynDad_Defiant!)1563821788.0
The 2020 election is 469 days away as of July 22. Whether or not President Trump will be forced to face a Republican primary challenger remains to be seen.
While not officially a Trump brand product, you can get 10 very Trumpy birthday cards here.