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President Donald Trump walks out of the White House before departing July 19, 2019 in Washington, DC, traveling to New Jersey to spend the weekend at his Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
Prompted by a presidential tweet about the death of retired Supreme Court Justice Stevens, Conway posted:
"when he leaves office @realDonaldTrump should start a line of greeting cards for subliterate sociopaths—he’d corner that market"
when he leaves office @realDonaldTrump should start a line of greeting cards for subliterate sociopaths—he’d corner… https://t.co/qzCWG5MAp3— George Conway (@George Conway) 1563806352.0
The hashtag #TrumpGreetingCards was born soon after. And people quickly got very creative.
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump A card for every occasion, such as: •When someone who had less money than you dies.… https://t.co/Wq87V1J5cb— Jo (@Jo) 1563808462.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Not to forget: •Happy third wife! And... •I’m sorry you got a dog.— Jo (@Jo) 1563809082.0
The Lying King 🤥 #TrumpGreetingCards https://t.co/8h0PLmsgy3— Cee Cee (@Cee Cee) 1563819661.0
@JoJoFromJerz @gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump * Congratulations Graduate! Your future is bright, if demands to bury g… https://t.co/HlnyDRbTZm— Mark Bardell (@Mark Bardell) 1563811627.0
@JoJoFromJerz @gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump * Congratulations on your baby daughter/future wife replacement * Yay… https://t.co/JN5JsGvdIj— d_twit (@d_twit) 1563813383.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/orw8lzsRp2— Mr. Fun Guy (@Mr. Fun Guy) 1563806941.0
There was truly something for every occasion.
Our condolences on the loss of your mother. She was a five at best! Sad! #TrumpGreetingCards— M. Cochran is writing a tragedy. (@M. Cochran is writing a tragedy.) 1563808810.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump This is the greatest Birthday card, I'm telling you, THE GREATEST. No one sends birthd… https://t.co/8UCoTYS82M— U62 (@U62) 1563810226.0
@U62isOntheAir @gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/A9Rk4fyqTo— Muchachat (@Muchachat) 1563821658.0
So sorry for your loss. P.S. I won Michigan, I won Wisconsin and I won Pennsylvania. #TrumpGreetingCards— Vincent Carmiggelt (@Vincent Carmiggelt) 1563809635.0
@BrianKJones8 I wish you a merry collusion and a happy new obstruction! #TrumpGreetingCards— Vincent Carmiggelt (@Vincent Carmiggelt) 1563818427.0
#TrumpGreetingCards so unfair you were just indicted for whatever it is I directed you to do, but remember this: I barely knew you, loser.— B G Gardenia (@B G Gardenia) 1563809113.0
Hope your Cinco de Mayo is all the rage... As I promise not to put your kid in a cage... Have a Trump margarita and… https://t.co/Q4d9Yvw5y3— Meredith (@Meredith) 1563821047.0
@gtconway3d #TrumpGreetingCards Congrats on your nuptials! Here's $130k and a NDA https://t.co/vcZ87oY6Jb— Devin NuneZ Cocaine Cow (@Devin NuneZ Cocaine Cow) 1563809959.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump #trumpgreetingcards Sympathy "Sorry your rape wasn't more enjoyable." Motivational "N… https://t.co/juHJe5arWr— Zom B. (@Zom B.) 1563809108.0
Congratulations on your recent parole. Thanks for taking one for the team. Your check is in the mail. #TrumpGreetingCards— Steve Redmond (@Steve Redmond) 1563811470.0
#TrumpGreetingCards So sorry for your loss. I hear you. I prefer relatives who DON'T die. https://t.co/ezCInNVqdn— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@BrooklynDad_Defiant!) 1563818579.0
A few even got other Trump family members and the GOP involved.
@graphincent Happy Thanksgrifting! ❤️ Junior, Eric, Jared and Vonka— Brian K. Jones (@Brian K. Jones) 1563818623.0
Greeting from the Trump Rally #TrumpGreetingCards https://t.co/Xv1whkv0hG— 🏳️🌈 Logan (@🏳️🌈 Logan) 1563829101.0
Get well soon. Your new Kidneys look great. #TrumpGreetingCards— Libby “Human Scum” Snow (@Libby “Human Scum” Snow) 1563819184.0
#TrumpGreetingCards Thanks for helping me Make America Great Again! https://t.co/pp5xp3hddi— rootwoman123 (@rootwoman123) 1563823002.0
Many called on quotes or events from the President's own life.
Dear losers and haters, It's not your fault you were born dumb. #TrumpGreetingCards https://t.co/VyDS1MrZL6— RESIST🤡AllDay🌊OK (@RESIST🤡AllDay🌊OK) 1563823829.0
#TrumpGreetingCards Congratulations on your new baby girl! Here's hoping she inherits her mother's Double D boobs!— Rosanne Manfredi (@Rosanne Manfredi) 1563810826.0
Happy Anniversary. I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn' t get there. #TrumpGreetingCards— Danny (@Danny) 1563819532.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump When you’re going for the color scheme of red and whites only.. “Here’s YOUR Preside… https://t.co/7SsufHJlsG— Eco System Down (@Eco System Down) 1563811468.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Sorry to hear about the loss of your home and livelihood. Here's a roll of paper towel. #TrumpGreetingCards— Keith H (@Keith H) 1563812236.0
Sorry for your parents being murdered. Where are they now?#TrumpGreetingCards https://t.co/66AA5V5FBk— NunyaB (@NunyaB) 1563823274.0
@hankchang @gtconway3d Deepest sympathy on the loss of your dear sister. She wasn't my Type. I mean look at her! #TrumpGreetingCards— Libby “Human Scum” Snow (@Libby “Human Scum” Snow) 1563818735.0
#TrumpGreetingCards Good for any occasion. https://t.co/iVJU4qrmsP— 🕊Sharon We're Better Than This (@🕊Sharon We're Better Than This) 1563818141.0
While some mimicked the President's unique spelling style.
#trumpgreetingcards 💕I thought I'd brighten your day by throwing hush money your way, PLEASE don't rat me out be… https://t.co/7o3tY85eHG— cov (@cov) 1563821291.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump #TrumpGreetingCards “So sorry to here your under the whether! Ebola is Nasty butt I am sure you will be fined.”— Monica Martin (@Monica Martin) 1563811179.0
@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Get Wall Soon! #TrumpGreetingCards https://t.co/H6qYCOOoG1— Koalaski's Analysis (@Koalaski's Analysis) 1563809358.0
Get weller! #TrumpGreetingCards— The True Sergeiski (@The True Sergeiski) 1563809161.0
#TrumpGreetingCards ROSE'S ARE RED VILETS ARE BLOO ORANGE YOU LUCKY THAT I HAD SEX WITH YOU. Happy Valentines Da… https://t.co/aunBcesf2X— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@BrooklynDad_Defiant!) 1563821788.0
The 2020 election is 469 days away as of July 22. Whether or not President Trump will be forced to face a Republican primary challenger remains to be seen.
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