Quinnipiac University released poll results on Tuesday that gave President Donald Trump's chances against a slate of Democratic presidential hopefuls. The numbers did not favor the President.
The poll results did inspire people to reflect however.
What subject were they prompted to ponder?
Who—or more often what—else could get more votes than Trump in 2020. It's unclear exactly who started it, but soon many people had suggestions.
Molly Jong-Fast weighed in Tuesday afternoon. She first suggested a bit of tooth care.
Dental implant 52%, Trump 40% https://t.co/BsEvTTZgHv— Molly Jong-Fast (@Molly Jong-Fast) 1560291321.0
But an expert on painful medical procedures soon stepped up to respond to Jong-Fast's suggestion of dental implants over Trump.
@MollyJongFast Woah woah woah, I had five dental implants put in after getting hit by a car....and I can categorica… https://t.co/8pGCC7fgc6— andy lynch (@andy lynch) 1560291816.0
The hits just kept on coming from Jong-Fast.
Shingles 51%, Trump 40%— Molly Jong-Fast (@Molly Jong-Fast) 1560291359.0
Stepped on a nail 54%, Trump 48%— Molly Jong-Fast (@Molly Jong-Fast) 1560293234.0
Kids all get lice 53%, Trump 41%— Molly Jong-Fast (@Molly Jong-Fast) 1560293358.0
Totalled parents car 54%, Trump 41%— Molly Jong-Fast (@Molly Jong-Fast) 1560293409.0
Colonoscopy 54%, Trump 39%— Molly Jong-Fast (@Molly Jong-Fast) 1560293443.0
Crushed to death during a sample sale 54%, Donald Trump 42%— Molly Jong-Fast (@Molly Jong-Fast) 1560302196.0
And Jong-Fast was far from the only one to make their preference known.
@MollyJongFast Sharp stick through the eyeball 53%, Trump 41%— jackerella (@jackerella) 1560291592.0
@MollyJongFast Painful rectal itch 63%, Trump 28%— No More Boring Meetings (@No More Boring Meetings) 1560292178.0
@yyz_guy @MollyJongFast Redundant 🙄— KD (@KD) 1560293823.0
@MollyJongFast Allergic reaction to shellfish 55%, Trump 41% https://t.co/aFOPytDcpS— Queer Rodent Nuptials 🏳️🌈 (@Queer Rodent Nuptials 🏳️🌈) 1560303780.0
@MollyJongFast Dryer Lint 67%, Trump 33%— klgnyc (@klgnyc) 1560293056.0
@MollyJongFast Thanos 70%, Trump 30%— Col Kurtz (@Col Kurtz) 1560299773.0
Painful parental moments also made the list of preferences over President Trump.
@MollyJongFast 2-hour children’s play from the front row when your child only has a bit part 54% Trump 40% undecided 5%— Soccer, Robotics, Hockey Mom who also runs (@Soccer, Robotics, Hockey Mom who also runs) 1560302218.0
@jmatthewsreed @MollyJongFast Violin concert of 5-year-olds playing Twinkle, twinkle 58 Trump 39— PR Queen (@PR Queen) 1560309266.0
Adam Rifkin also revised his assessment of Trump's popularity in comparison to spiders and... other things.
@MollyJongFast Spiders are about to pass President* Trump on popularity. https://t.co/B6WvPPFvJi— Adam Rifkin 🐼 (@Adam Rifkin 🐼) 1560295741.0
@MollyJongFast Pretty soon dog poop also gonna pass President* Trump on popularity. https://t.co/wzNn8ryT0i— Adam Rifkin 🐼 (@Adam Rifkin 🐼) 1560295837.0
Twitter user digidad went the dental care route as well.
@ryanstruyk Root Canal 46%, Trump 42%— digidad 🧔🏻 ☕ 🏛️ - buckle up and pucker tight (@digidad 🧔🏻 ☕ 🏛️ - buckle up and pucker tight) 1560276507.0
@ryanstruyk Ham sandwich 45%, Trump 43%— digidad 🧔🏻 ☕ 🏛️ - buckle up and pucker tight (@digidad 🧔🏻 ☕ 🏛️ - buckle up and pucker tight) 1560276532.0
However he did suggest one thing that would finish in a dead heat with the President.
@ryanstruyk Existential horror 44%, Trump 44%— digidad 🧔🏻 ☕ 🏛️ - buckle up and pucker tight (@digidad 🧔🏻 ☕ 🏛️ - buckle up and pucker tight) 1560276601.0
Of course, there was a reason existential horror and President Trump finished so closely together.
@jcl68nyr @ryanstruyk Existential horror would’ve done better if ennui hadn’t run in the Green Party and split the angst vote.— 668: The Neighbor of the Beast (@668: The Neighbor of the Beast) 1560280389.0
@jcl68nyr @ryanstruyk The important thing is that even though Ham Sandwich is my candidate, if the nomination goes… https://t.co/7qvqQGxap7— Sean HappyHannu-kowski (@Sean HappyHannu-kowski) 1560332189.0
@PWRLFTNGWomen @jcl68nyr @ryanstruyk Yes, but stepping on a sharp tack does have its points. (I’ll see myself out)— Leslie Miller (@Leslie Miller) 1560347982.0
@ldmvolley @jcl68nyr @ryanstruyk True but Lego made those point in congress years ago. Tack is just the sexy younge… https://t.co/Z8HXchdZIy— Sean HappyHannu-kowski (@Sean HappyHannu-kowski) 1560350872.0
Medical procedures and ailments seemed to remain a popular contender against Trump.
@jcl68nyr @ryanstruyk Vasectomy with no anaesthetic 58% Trump 42%— Tony Steele (@Tony Steele) 1560335270.0
@TonySteele3 @jcl68nyr @ryanstruyk Jar Jar Binks 54%, Trump 42%— Brad Simpson (@Brad Simpson) 1560339631.0
@jcl68nyr @ryanstruyk Diciest part of childbirth while stuck in Atlanta traffic, no a/c and it’s 100 degrees out 58% Trump 42%— Kate Woeber (@Kate Woeber) 1560335550.0
@jcl68nyr @ryanstruyk Hepatitis A,B, AND C, 54%. Trump 41%— Carlin Sullivan (@Carlin Sullivan) 1560342381.0
@jcl68nyr @ryanstruyk Root canal and pelvic exam on the same day. At the same time. 66%, Trump 42%— Angie K.O. (@Angie K.O.) 1560340960.0
@labchik50 @jcl68nyr @ryanstruyk Reading this thread has brightened my morning considerably 😁— Katerina Kokolis (@Katerina Kokolis) 1560347308.0
Smile everyone. As of June 12, the 2020 presidential election is only 509 days away when everyone can make their real preferences known.