Ever since news broke that White House Chief of Staff John Kelly would step down at the end of 2018, people speculated who would replace him. Then when President Donald Trump's first choice for a replacement—Nick Ayers who currently serves as Vice President Mike Pence's Chief of Staff—announced he also would leave government service at the end of the year, people began throwing out suggestions.
Now the New York Daily News weighed in. Their front page for Tuesday featured a help wanted notice with some very specific qualifications.
They posted their front page to Twitter Monday night.
Applications are still accepted. https://t.co/9kVUvF0032 An early look at Tuesday's front page... https://t.co/3LL51jgJEw— New York Daily News (@New York Daily News) 1544494693.0
See the full image here.
New York Daily News front page for December 11, 2018. (Twitter)
"HELP WANTED: SPINELESS, CLUELESS FLUNKY TO SERVE AS CHIEF OF STAFF RESPONSIBILITIES: Keep cell phone charged for early-morning tweetstorm
REQUIRED SKILLS: Fluent in Russian
INTEGRITY PREFERRED BUT NOT REQUIRED"
People were thrilled to join in with the New York Daily News trolling Trump on Twitter.
Some referred to Trump's recent Twitter gaffe regarding the spelling of "smoking."
@NYDailyNews This front page is #smocking ....— Sylvia (@Sylvia) 1544519156.0
@NYEMG @NYDailyNews Clearly you’re smocking something!— R. M. R-Hardweare (@R. M. R-Hardweare) 1544524095.0
While others suggested people for the job.
@NYDailyNews @viciousbabushka Y isn’t Rudy G or Kellyanne taking the job? https://t.co/msNxqHXiK5— PressReleaseCentral (@PressReleaseCentral) 1544499814.0
@NYDailyNews Does one need to be a citizen as CoS? I know some people working at Trump Bedminster that might be in… https://t.co/KUE6rnKIQn— A Rivera (@A Rivera) 1544510328.0
@NYDailyNews Surely there must be someone left @FoxNews to fill this role!— R. M. R-Hardweare (@R. M. R-Hardweare) 1544523971.0
@NYDailyNews I nominate my cat, Dulce. 1. She’s blonde. 2. She spends executive… https://t.co/wFBvfF1y5W— Lorraine Chavarria (@Lorraine Chavarria) 1544529722.0
@NYDailyNews @TrishTess Great, I am looking for a job. I speak Russian and I have some good Russian Friends... lik… https://t.co/TBWhBjJPJv— Shaman The Dreamer (@Shaman The Dreamer) 1544550047.0
@NYDailyNews Sean Hannity could take an intensive Russian language course to meet all the job requirements. And, th… https://t.co/BkLUySVwRN— usafdav (@usafdav) 1544528407.0
@NYDailyNews How many rubles does it pay?— Lee W Hill (@Lee W Hill) 1544532282.0
While others just appreciated the humor.
@NYDailyNews https://t.co/WuvLDxQNNt— Stella (@Stella) 1544498601.0
@NYDailyNews This is epic lol 😂— Saffron champagne (@Saffron champagne) 1544523005.0
@NYDailyNews Me at the bar right now https://t.co/lJ2VOcpNZB— Luigi Fu (@Luigi Fu) 1544495328.0
@NYDailyNews Bravo!!— Ryan Mack (@Ryan Mack) 1544529380.0
@NYDailyNews https://t.co/3zB25EvBRc— Loraine Nelson (@Loraine Nelson) 1544552036.0
@NYDailyNews Also in your personals: Thief of Gaffe seeks chief of staff— John Dantzler (@John Dantzler) 1544538122.0
The President has not commented on who he plans to appoint as his new Chief of Staff when John Kelly steps down.