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In news that only 2018 could deliver, President Donald Trump boarded Air Force One on Thursday with toilet paper dangling off his shoe.
White tissue fluttered under Trump's left heel as he exited The Beast and ascended the staircase onto the presidential jet following a rally in Minnesota.
In other news: Today, Trump boarded Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. I CAN'T BREATHE 😂 RETWEET! https://t.co/dI9zs5AxC0— StanceGrounded (@StanceGrounded) 1538719807.0
While the source and ply of the paper may forever elude us, the jokes have not, and let's be totally honest here... we need this. It's been a helluva month this week.
@_SJPeace_ I SO needed this today! 🤣— Starrling's Nest Resists 🌊🌊🌊 (@Starrling's Nest Resists 🌊🌊🌊) 1538722466.0
"Shhhh! Nobody tell him."
@_SJPeace_ Had this been a political cartoon it would be heavily criticized. I cannot think of a more perfect way f… https://t.co/Cn0ePKpO5O— Jason (@Jason) 1538723450.0
Narrator: Nobody told him.
Trump boarding AF1 today with toilet paper stuck to his shoe. Trump has no friends. https://t.co/BbMU66uwNV— FERRARI SHEPPARD (@FERRARI SHEPPARD) 1538702825.0
Think about this for a second - the president is constantly surrounded by handlers. One of them had to have seen this. None of them said anything.
Imagine being that hated that the people who are supposed to be the most loyal to you see it and don't tell you tha… https://t.co/rdzgmeTHge— StanceGrounded (@StanceGrounded) 1538720808.0
@_SJPeace_ It goes to show that everyone around him HATES HIM. No one said a damn thing to him, knowing that would be caught on film.— Deborah Macgillivray (@Deborah Macgillivray) 1538721970.0
@_SJPeace_ The significance of this is the fact that all of his security staff and aides will have seen this, yet none of them told him.— Fuck Boris, Esq (@Fuck Boris, Esq) 1538720235.0
Here's the thing about nobody telling Trump he has toilet paper stuck to his shoe: do you think that brittle little… https://t.co/8KaFz7dQsW— Alexandra Erin (@Alexandra Erin) 1538705652.0
Here's a version with crisper audio. You're welcome.
Wait, we managed to get a closer mic recording of Trump with toilet paper stuck to his shoe 🤡 https://t.co/AFwfK6BTIv— Pauline Pantsdown (@Pauline Pantsdown) 1538712374.0
And here it is with some music.
Trump's toilet paper walk, with music. https://t.co/rpnK81F50N— Lauren Werner 🗽 (@Lauren Werner 🗽) 1538706384.0
@PPantsdown https://t.co/2G3Tv03wgU— Jena Lowndes (@Jena Lowndes) 1538746574.0
Naturally, the Curb Your Enthusiasm music had to be remixed in, and it's perfect. Gorgeous. Tremendous remix, the greatest in our history.
Curb Your Toilet Paper. https://t.co/bBSb06j7mF— Lauren Werner 🗽 (@Lauren Werner 🗽) 1538706796.0
We got your puns covered too.
@McJesse Pootus.— Heather 📢 #JusticeForJamal (@Heather 📢 #JusticeForJamal) 1538743862.0
@LaurenWern TPOTUS— driftglass (@driftglass) 1538707502.0
@LaurenWern I wish he'd flush himself out of our lives..— Richard De Leon (@Richard De Leon) 1538707176.0
@LaurenWern #TrumpsTickerTapeParade— EisenNears (@EisenNears) 1538708881.0
@LaurenWern @MrChickSports Can’t spell TrumP without TP— John carpenter (@John carpenter) 1538713888.0
@LaurenWern When ur full of sh&t you always have to have toilet paper available— jason (@jason) 1538711117.0
He could but he won't.
@LaurenWern @mikefreemanNFL Can you spare a square?— Olaf, Democracy: Dead (@Olaf, Democracy: Dead) 1538711082.0
Some people aren't convinced it's toilet paper.
@_SJPeace_ That small piece of paper on his shoe...? That’s not toilet paper. That’s the FBI investigative report on Kavanaugh.— scarletb151 (@scarletb151) 1538726270.0
@_SJPeace_ Pretty sure it was meant to be a distraction from the Kavanaugh investigation outrage.— ✨🌘TerraFormer🌒✨ (@✨🌘TerraFormer🌒✨) 1538720409.0
The piece of toilet paper on Trumps shoe! https://t.co/AC6u7tKXCO— Keystone Thinker! (@Keystone Thinker!) 1538706312.0
@_SJPeace_ They'll just lie and say it was an ice cream wrapper. A two scoop wrapper.— A4n6guy (@A4n6guy) 1538720815.0
Others saw more symbolic meaning.
"That toilet paper on Trump's shoe might as well be our Constitution."
That toilet paper on Trump's shoe might as well be our Constitution. Republicans continue to make a mockery of the… https://t.co/2gTBkizPCK— Ryan Gillespie (@Ryan Gillespie) 1538707937.0
@_SJPeace_ @AliciaB77263729 I know it looks like toilet paper but if you look close it’s actually the constitution.— bluewatch (@bluewatch) 1538727297.0
@_SJPeace_ @DonnaKDDJ Not to be a Debbie Downer, but I HOPE that wasn't what was left of the Constitution he's been walking all over... 😟😟— Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM! (@Sarcasmo Ultra BLAM!) 1538730997.0
Not everyone found it funny.
Trump boarded Air Force One with toilet paper on his shoe and I didn’t even laugh. I’m just numb. He’s so bad he even ruined poop jokes.— Jesse McLaren (@Jesse McLaren) 1538708655.0
@McJesse I didn't laugh. I was amazed that not one person in his entourage told him.— Lilo (@Lilo) 1538708911.0
But who are we kidding, it's hilarious.
@McJesse @Zeddary Finally, some shit did stick to him.— GMJ @ Thank You MLP Staff!! 🦄 (@GMJ @ Thank You MLP Staff!! 🦄) 1538708976.0
@McJesse Well........I laughed— Graham (@Graham) 1538739887.0
@LaurenWern @realDonaldTrump WALKING UP THE STAIRS WITH TOILET PAPER STUCK TO YOUR SHOE. THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU.— Jo-Ann Dwyer #DAT (@Jo-Ann Dwyer #DAT) 1538705878.0
Like a true Toad. RT @MaltLiquorLogic: As if this entire presidency couldn’t be more bizarre... Today, Trump board… https://t.co/dwkp9Nx4WE— Randy Buxton (@Randy Buxton) 1538701467.0
Not all heroes wear capes.
@DavidJollyFL The cameraman/woman who recorded Trump climbing the Air Force One Stsirs with toilet paper on his sho… https://t.co/eHHl1kbVmR— Kathy Phelan (@Kathy Phelan) 1538709329.0
Happy Friday everyone.